Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Sweet gloves

I just got these sweet gloves. They are mechanix gloves with lights in the index fingers. They are so sweet, now I just need to find a use for them. Send me your ideas k.

if you think of some good uses I may take a picture of my self using them for that purpose

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Today's game...

Drive around your city and find a quit little neighborhood. The find a house with a nice little lawn, it doesn't have to be little you just get more points if its small, ill explain the points bracket in a minute. Then drive up on the lawn with your vehicle and sit there for five minutes. Pull off the lawn and proceed to the next lawn and repeat the process till the cops come. The smaller the lawn the more points because you must have all four tires on the grass.
Ok, bonus round. When the owner comes out to yell at you pretend that they are not even there. Bonus point begin to apply when the owner starts throwing things and beating your vehicle with objects. The more damage you occur in the allowed 5 minutes the greater your score

  • 1 point parking on large lawn
  • 2 point parking on medium lawn
  • 3 point parking on very small lawn
  • 1 point for driving threw bushes to park on lawn
Bonus points
  • 5 for broken glass
  • 2 for scratches
  • 5 dented panels
  • 20 for a totaled vehicle
And begin

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

They'rrrrrrrr Great!!!!

Ok lets all run our mouths and vocal gang-bang some unsuspecting person. Here are the rules of the game.
  1. Find person doing their ordinary job
  2. Watch intently over their shoulders
  3. Start criticizing the hell out of how they are doing their job
  4. Use the sentence "I don't know any thing about (fill in the blank) But if I were you I would (fill in the blank)..."
  5. Touch them
  6. Involve total strangers in the conversion
  7. Ask for their bosses number
  8. (optional) Call their boss and tell them how they could improve their employees performance
  9. Show up after the (victim) gets off work and wait for them in the parking lot.
  10. Repeat the next day if there are no restraining orders against you
How do you win you may ask? Simple, be the first one to be served a restraining order...
Or be the first to, without question, make them cry...

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Rest your eyes on this...

Now dont you feel enlightend? If you dont I at lest hope you feel better...

Monday, September 19, 2005


I did it!... i finly made my time between posts as long as Matt..... sweet.

Monday, September 12, 2005

About this time last year.....

Monday, September 06, 2004

i wrote this one

No such luck

It all started with a road trip, me and this little piggy went to Withrop. A normal extended weekend trip, except for my disagreement with "the man," more commonly referred to as the law. I have decided the posted speed limit between Heartline and Spokane, is 21 more than posted, or at lest that's what trooper Bedford I-31 thinks. He also thinks that he will write me a ticket and deduct 183$ from my bank account. What a bottom feeding, broom pushing, sack of bricks. This guy... Ok so I was doing a little over limit but surly not 21... If I had this guy address I would send him a skunk in the mail, just for the inconvenience, of his catching me, breaking the sound barrier on a state highway.... Well the good news is Peter will be receiving a few more calls this week, from a rest stop halfway between here and there, Because I clumsily gouged his number, and "for a good time call.." On the men's stall wall... I have heard good things about those kind of calls, good luck with that Pete...

Friday, September 02, 2005

Life lesson.

You shouldn't take what is not yours to take. Its simple common cents. Except some times, then its ok. Those are you rules...