I have the solution.

It seems to me that there has been an increase of people that step out in front of moving vehicles. It has become a plague, not just infecting one race, but all races. This is the cause of the increase in driver’s ulcers, increases in rear end accidents, the increasing use of profane language and gestures, and the sky rocketing housing costs. These all are contributing factors in the cost of living in crease all over the world. We’re talking billions of (fill in the blank currency).
I have the solution, the problem lies in the fact that the street level is near, if not even, with the street. The solution is obvious; raise all sidewalks 8 feet above the street level. Then, any one dumb enough to jump down 8 feet, onto pavement, in front of moving vehicles is far game, and there are no penalties for hitting them. In fact you get an award for cleansing the gene pool, as well as a little boggy decal for your vehicle. We should also post signs atop these 8 foot sidewalks, with the statement “Step off and meet Jesus, Buda, Satan, Elvis, (fill in the blank religious, after life character)”. These signs would serve as a reminder, as to the consequences for such actions. I would also chuckle to my self every time I saw that. Just like that we would create a surplus of currency, to spend as we please, for example gum balls, or lottery tickets.
If you would like me to solve any of the world problems, like the one I wisely address above. Please post the problem on my blog some were, and I will answer them in order of importance. Remember, no problem is to big, or to small, for me to address.